PHONE CALLS


“Hey, what’s up, this is Art.  I’m not here right now, so please leave a message.”


“OOOH YEEEAAA!  Yo Art, man, what’s up, this is your boy Danny, dude, it’s your boy Danny!  Great news, man, great news.  You’re not gonna believe who I just got off the phone with, man... JOHN REUBEN.  JOHN REUBEN, DUDE!  And we were talking about the demo that I gave him man, and he loooooved it!  And he’s gonna give it to Gotee Records, and he said Gotee Records is gonna looooove it!  YEAAA


“What’s up, this is John Reuben and this message is concerning Masheeyy... MashetiMoses?  Anyway, it’s regarding your boy Danny, here... he’s been, uh, calling me at least... between 30 and 60 times a day, and it was funny at first, you know, the first month or two I kinda got a kick out of it, but now it’s just getting ridiculous.  I’m sorry, but I’m not interested, Gotee isn’t interested...um...you can tell your boy Danny to stop climbing the castle walls, if you know what I mean.  Anyway, take it easy, thanks a lot, and, uh... I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you, but... you spelled Machete wrong.